One night we were watching the movie "Transformers" for the millionth time (we love it). Towards the end when Sam climbs to the top of the building with the cube and then clings to the statue, Julia enlightened us:
J: That's Sam on the building
H & S: Yes
J: He's going to be okay
H&S: That's right
J: He looks like Papa!
Our interpretation: Shia LaBeouf = Steve Haney
Steve and I were cleaning the dishes from dinner one night when Julia was passing out hugs. Since we were both facing the counter, her hugs were from behind. After a few rounds of hugs; Julia hugged Steve and proclaimed "I Smelling Papa's butt!"
Our interpretation: She's been watching the cats way too much
One night my friend Sandy picked me up to go out to dinner with a few friends. During dinner I received a text from Steve. Apparently she told Steve where we really were that night -
"Mama and Sandy are at a party dancing for Jesus"
Our interpretation: Not sure - Longhorn Steakhouse wasn't exactly a dancing inferno
Anyone with a preschooler knows that it is so hard to get them out the door sometimes. They run, they hide and they undress right when you are ready to walk out the door. However there was one response that I will never forget. Picture Julia playing with the Little Tikes Manger Set.
H: It's time to go! Out to the car. Now.
J: No, Mama. I'm playing with Jesus.
Steve was cleaning the half bath when Julia decided to enlighten him with this lovely story.
J: Papa, I wash my hands to get rid of the germans!
S: You washed your hands to get rid of the germs?
J: Yes, Papa. The germans.
Our interpretation: She obviously doesn't know that she's part German. Oh well.
3 comments:
Ahhh....life with a 3 year old. Isn't it great????
That was a fun post! Thanks for sharing. I really needed a good laugh.
Okay - I was thinking about Julia this morning when I was trying to talk to Adam. I said, "What do you want for breakfast? Pancakes?" Adam said, "No. My tire is as flat as a panckae." huh? Then I said, "What do you want for breakfast?" Adam said, "I'd like the number 7, please." Translate that for me. If you can, I'd be forever grateful because that's pretty much how all of our conversations are.
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